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<div style="RIGHT: auto">This was a comic advert I received via my email address.</div>
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<div style="RIGHT: auto"> Would you like to work for HSBC?</div>
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<div style="RIGHT: auto">Maybe it should have said instead...the following</div>
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<div style="RIGHT: auto"> Would you like to work for HSBC... in the Money Laundering Department?!!!</div>
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to launch a career at the <BR>forefront of retail banking. <BR><BR><A style="COLOR: #ef3125; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" href="http://newsletter.totaljobsmail.co.uk/cgi-bin4/DM/t/nBzn80k8IKu0u7g0pkb30EG" target=_blank><FONT color=#ef3125>Click here</FONT></A> to apply now.<BR><BR><IMG style="DISPLAY: block" border=0 alt=HSBC src="http://epidm.edgesuite.net/PJBCRBI/TJ_Jobseeker/Client/2012/HSBC/HSBC_Red4.png" width=267 height=65></TD>
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