Honestly, I only laid my eyes on your avatar, and read some of your comments.

Now I finally have your mail!

Do not ask how.

You do know how I am, and I need to get something off my chest: I've always loved you – but there is this small problem: frankly, you are pudgy and I want you to get skinny.

I know a product that has helped my colleague to get in shape fast.

Found the URL for you -- clicky-clicky.

Stop being pudgy, start being mine – and please answer today.