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<p><b style="font: 4px Gungsuh; color: #413839;"> Today I heard something new and unmemorable. When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery. In that instant, everything changed. The virus had powers none of us knew existed. There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it. Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun. A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt. He looked behind the door and didn't like what he saw. She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness. The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit. Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack. He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense for a snake. She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it. Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture. He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow. He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class. The external scars tell only part of the story. I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag. He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty. He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class. Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican. Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English. </b></p>